If you’re feeling vaguely unmoored and ever-so-slightly depressed, consider that it may be because Sunday night’s episode of Succession was the second-to-last one ever. (Yes, I am in fact screaming/crying/throwing up.) Luckily, there are still plenty of good Roy family witticisms—written by writers, not AI—to repeat to ourselves on a loop until then. Below, find a ranking of the very best lines from Season 4, Episode 9.
A true moment of Shiv brilliance.
I guess we know where the battle lines are drawn for the finale!
Good to know that no amount of “pre-grieving” has been able to change Roman’s fundamental character.
That's certainly one response to Ewan’s eulogy!
Unfortunately, this Roman line made me laugh out loud.
I missed Lady Caroline.
If there’s one thing Logan Roy’s ex-wives are going to do, it’s ether the side chick.
Keep telling yourself that, Greg.
Nobody is meaner to Shiv than Shiv herself.
The sheer audacity of Kendall saying this to Rava...
If there's one thing I love, it's a man who commits to a bit, even if that bit is, uh, incest jokes.